Jesus, I don t think I ve ever been so fucking horny in my life. Taking out the trash on a warm, sunny, quiet afternoon I see the stud whose lucky fucking day it is. He s tearing up cardboard until I tell him I need some help in my apartment; next thing you know he s slicing me in half with his monstrous schlong in the middle of the afternoon, helping me get my nut. I guess he had just moved in. Maybe I ll see him around; maybe not.